TOLONGBOES CRY FOUL OVER PREMATURE ENDORSEMENT OF DEFEATED OrSAMU
We saw and read at least three different letters from three senior Tolongboes last week, addressed to their LORD, King Messi of the northern Fortress City. The three big Tolongboes complained about the premature endorsement of the second leadership bid of their defeated 2018 presidential candidate, OrSamu of Kamalo by some members of the Red Movement’s highest decision-making organ.
INSEARCH OF THE LEONE: BSL PLEASE COME ALONG
The professor from GREELEY has been wobbling a bit trying to explain why the local currency is in short supply and the commercial banks have now taken over the job of deciding how much money we spend per day, week or month. This is not the first time we’re witnessing this kind of thing but since the NEW DIRECTION opened up under Principal with the promise of a complete break from the past, this is the last thing we expected to happen. But we are here now.
“FIND ME ELEVEN THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY VOTES” SAYS TRUMP
We are generally finding it extremely hard to believe that some of the things coming out of the Great United States are actually happening in the real world. We usually refer to America as one of the leading democracies of the world. In fact we always expect to hear from the United States when democracy is threatened anywhere on planet earth.
MAKENI MAYOR’S EXTREMELY ANGRY OUTBURST GOES VIRAL
The Mayor of King Messi’s fortress city of Makeni is in a real mess of her own making right now. A SEVENTEEN-minute – or so – long WhatsApp voice note she sent to her husband has gone viral across many social media platforms. It’s a thoroughly embarrassing piece of rant by the Lady Mayor who was trying to deal with an apparent infidelity of the hubby. We have listened to the whole thing THREE times, taking careful note of some very important issues we will be dealing with in the New Year.
Supported by: Open Society Initiative for West Africa (OSIWA)
