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AVOID RALLIES IF YOU ARE A FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF PAKISTAN

Imran Khan is recovering from gunshot wounds he sustained the other day as he addressed a massive crowd of supporters in Pakistan. Global news media outlets are reporting that Khan received FOUR bullets on his leg and may well have survived an assassination. In fact, his supporters are quite sure the gunman wanted to take the former world class cricketer out of this world. The shooter is now in custody and Khan is nursing his wounds.

SALONE MUST WIN THE WAR AGAINST KUSH

As a people our collective back is definitely up against the wall now and we must win the absolutely existential fight against drug abuse in this country. Let’s put it in the most brutal form – KUSH IS KILLING MOSTLY THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY. What started as a small over-the-fireplace joke is clearly now a national tragedy. In fact it’s a huge national security question that we should all answer - and urgently indeed.

A GAME OF MUSICAL CHAIRS AT 10 DOWNING STREET

We wanted to wait for another six weeks to see if the game of Musical Chairs would continue with Sunak standing in front of the lectern outside 10 Downing Street to tell the media how wonderful an opportunity it was for him to serve as PM for a few days and then clearing the way for another Tory Prime Minister to enter the building. We have to hope that Sunak would survive until the next general elections but we may be wrong. We’ll see how things play out.

IT’S NOT LOOKING GOOD WITH GUINEA’S TRANSITION

By the time the junta guys in our neighborhood realize that they have to cooperate with ECOWAS and the international community to chart a path to return the Republic of Guinea to democratic civilian rule, many lives would have been lost and the economy would be in very serious trouble. Even in the best of times Guinea's economy has only been marginally better than those of  Sierra Leone and Liberia, two of its MRU neighbors.

THE BRITISH PM SHOULD SIMPLY CALL A GENERAL ELECTION

The Tory government in the UK is rocking badly. The new Prime minister has sacked her Finance Minister – one of those Africans we were all so proud of when Liz Truss put them in the big political offices of that country. We didn’t see this coming until market forces started reacting to certain decisions taken by the government in a mini-budget statement that was meant to give effect to the tax cuts campaign promises of Truss.

ROMEO MUSA TOMBO ON SUICIDE MISSION AS TIK TOK POSES WITH ANOTHER GUY

JFK IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK ABOUT OUR CEMETERIES

Former ACC boss who also served as the nation’s Attorney General Brother Josie is enjoying his time in the spotlight these days. He is either in the courts defending his Tolongbo comrades or at some police station sitting in on long and boring interviews and facilitating bail. Good work Brother.