WATER RESOURCES MINISTER HANGS ON BY HIS FINGER NAILS
We are still trying to come to terms with the miracle of Mr. Waterman surviving the last cabinet shake-up. What a real miracle that was! How did the Waterman survive? Since taking up the job, this man appears to have gone to sleep, waking up occasionally to waffle a few words that get reported by the media and then he goes back to bed wrapped up in his nice duvet from Qatar.








